There was an old coach named Milbury
Who invited a riot o’er his comment’ry.
He said he didn’t give a puck,
‘The way the game was called sucked,
Boarding and punches are just hockey!’
 
The old coach named Milbury was pissed
‘I don’t wear a pink hat’ he dissed.
‘Thelma and Louise those dames,’
The Sedins twins he defames,
‘Dangerous plays and head hits will all be miss’d!’

There was an old coach named Milbury
Who should be suspended immediately.
He’s lost all of his sense,
At the hockey players’ expense,
What a sad and pathetic comment’ry.

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